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Review of
The Minion
Review Last Updated on
by Wesley Sinn
79.6
Review Summary
The minion is one of those sites that will either gross you out or turn you home. Home to the famous Minion, a big fat guy who loves dirty food sex and fucking hot bitches. On this site you will find the grossest, and weirdest hardcore featuring one ugly guy boning hot and horny girls. The site is part of the Dog Fart network and promises to deliver unique content you will not likely find elsewhere. Check it out for yourself today!
"A healthy dose of nasty meets hotness!"
Latest Review Update
There are some really hot chicks at The Minion, but the real star is a lucky fat dude who gets to fuck them all. This is exclusive content, and they have 173 scenes and all great quality. They had 160 videos back in 2015, which means that the updating is very slow. It also has 130 photo galleries, and these have approximately 90 high resolution in each set. Because this is part of the Dogfart network, you will also get full access to all of its 22 interracial sites along with your membership.
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| Exclusivity | Quantity | ||
| Updates | Features | ||
| Quality | Navigation | ||
| Downloadable | Design | ||
| Speed | Price |
Videos
- 173 Full Movie & Movie Clips
- DVD Quality
- Streaming
- Downloadable
- Average length of 25 Mins
Pictures
- 173 Picture Sets
- Hi-Res Pictures
- Screen Captures
The Minion Full Review
There's a never ending lineup of hot babes willing to do the unimaginable, and fuck The Minion! In case you haven't heard or hadn't yet seen the digital asylum of the Minion, prepare for something that is pure sexual evil!
The site is part of the Dog Fart network so expect nothing but the best quality content throughout all of the episodes. It is updated once every week to continuously bring you the best beauty and the beast meets food sex!
When it comes to total scenes, the site at the date of this review has a whopping 173 original scenes. As the members only area is very easy to browse with all of scenes having the option to view them right from the scene listing page in FLV streaming, and plenty of clips to chose from for the download, as well as the full movies. The formats they offer, well regrettably only in WMV, or live streaming Flash. They have the videos optimized through for different connections speeds available in different qualities.
Members can also access both vid caps (each scene has about 150-200 vidcaps) or check out 4 panel picks, which in reality are vid caps placed on a storyboard. Unfortunately not all of the scenes come with HQ pics, the ones that do have 800px � 1200px images.
Members can rate a scene out of 1 to 10, and use up their democratic voting powers! Rating a scene can help get it into the top 10 position, which can be accessed through the top menu bar.
On top of the minion content, members can expect tons of great other material from the dog fart network. Membership to the minion grants full access with no download limits to 16 other premium sites too, incredible deal if you ask me!
Quality
The quality of content at The Minion has improved over time. The oldest content is a little lower quality, but overall you will find that it is more than acceptable and offered for both streaming and downloading in a couple of formats with three different quality options that will suit all internet connections.
Content offered on The Minion
What can I say, the Minion is one of the most unique, bizarre and weird sites I've ever seen. On the upside, the sluts are fucking incredible, there's tons of food sex going on that tends to get very messy and a really ugly, fat guy is in the middle of it all. Membership comes with great perks, including access to 16 other premium sites!
Reasons to Join The Minion
The minion is a site that is regularly updated, and has been since it's inception. It's very fast, simple enough to navigate, and members have a wealth of options to chose from to see the scenes. On top, anyone that joins for the low monthly price also gets access to 16 other premium sites for free, also offering exclusive content.
Things that could be improved on The Minion
The Minion while great from a content perspective, fails to deliver when it comes to multitude of file formats, there's no portable format. The navigation is also so basic, that there aren't really any advanced features, ie high resolution photo galleries.
The Minion Bonus Sites & Pricing
To get the best deal when joining the minion take a look at the yearly option, especially if you are into hardcore interracial as the 22 exclusive bonus sites on offer here specialize in white girls getting sucking and fucking hung black guys.
The Minion Review Conclusion
The Minion is a great site to check out if you are into the bizarre, the girls are hot, and there's a whole lot of fat guy fucking gorgeous babe going down. It's well priced, and now members that join can get access to 23 sites for the price of one. It's a unique site worth taking a look at.
More Review Updates
April 21, 2016
Interestingly, The Minion has a few fewer movies than it did when we checked it out a couple of years ago. Maybe the site has had a re-vamp and some dead wood was cut away, but it still shows relatively recent upload dates. This makes me wonder if the content is being re-shown and re-added bit by bit. Still, whatever, you've got 23 sites for one pass here and there's plenty of interracial and hardcore to see along with this guy's specialised porn: fat guy, hot chick, dirty food sex. And interesting mix, though I'm not sure what's happening with updates and upgrades.
Members Area Screen Shots
Below are actual screenshots taken from the members area of The Minion. Updated on December 12, 2017
22 Bonus Sites & Multi Access Network
The Sites Listed here are sites that the company also has produced. In most cases, when you sign up to one of their sites you get access to their entire network. Check above to see if this company allows Multi-Access in the SITE DETAIL section of the review.
