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Take Van

Review Last Updated on by Luke Preston

Review Summary

You're not safe on the streets of East Europe if you're a good looking 20-something babe, because the Take Van is out and about looking for fresh meat. The guys go out and seduce youthful strangers, get them in the back of the van and have their way with them as the HD cameras roll. It's not a new concept but it's a good one and the site offers you a selection of hot chicks in the ever popular sex-in-a-van style; bonuses are included.

"East European amateurs in exclusive on-the-move hardcore"




  • 45 Full Movie
  • Full HD 1080p (5,000 Kbps)
  • Streaming
  • Downloadable
  • Average length of 20 Mins


  • 45 Picture Sets
  • Screen Captures

Take Van Full Review


Take Van comes from the same team who give us My First Public and Melone Challenge, among others in the network and it's their newest site. Even so, it's updating every week and now has 29 movies for you. They all take the same theme: horny guys drive around the streets of Russia (I think) and talk about what they are looking for. There are subtitles for when they are not speaking English. They find some suitable babe alone and persuade her into the van. There the seductions continue until she gives in and about five minutes in, the fun really starts.

There's a good mix of girls, many are local but there was one Spanish beauty and one Brazilian babe already, and they are all fit and trim and up for a good old time as the van drives on. There's plenty of blow-job action, close ups on pussy banging, there may even be some anal, I wouldn't put anything past these guys and you get a good 20 minutes of action before the cum shot finales. Considering the confines, it's all really well shot as well.

The quality of these exclusives is good with 1080p HD at the top of the scale and then two other stream and download choices, 720p and 480p and the downloads are Mp4 so should be fine on your mobiles. The streams are the same and you can jump through the action if you want, and also go full screen. These are full length downloads and there are no clips or parts to take, but files were not too huge and were also quite quick to come down the line.

Each scene comes with a set of screen caps, with around 100 pics each. You're not able to download these but they act as a guide to the action which is, I have to say, usually pretty much the same in every movie; but then, that's what we were after. The screen caps are decent quality and you can view them online but there are no download options or slideshows. It's quite a basic gallery set up but everything is on the one page per movie, so it's all easy to access and view.

There's not a lot of interactive here, you can like movies but that's it. There are no comments and no add to favourites function, but there are good descriptions of movies and a list of tag words, plus suggested scene, to help you find your next one. There's no model index either which is understandable as the girls are totally taken from the streets (are they really? You will have to decide), and so are 100% amateur.

But there are the bonus sites: Melone Challenge, My First Public, Teeny Playground, Shoot Ourself, POV Bitch and Fake Shooting giving you more amateur babes, male porn star try-outs with Mea Melone and some public sex. They are also exclusive and good quality and come with updates. The sign up prices are good and there are no hidden charges, making Take Van a new and good looking reality hardcore site with no strings attached.


You have HD movies here and two other viewing resolutions which are both fine at full screen, and one should suit mobiles. The girls are amateur but have a good look to them, the unscripted movies are fine for quality. The images you get are only screen caps and not always wonderful but they are more a guide than anything else. The site is easy to navigate.

Content offered on Take Van

29 exclusive 'sex in the van' movies await with weekly updates coming in regularly. Each one is around 20 minutes, has three stream and download options in Mp4, and comes with a set of around 100 screen caps. Movies come with subtitles where necessary and stay 100% on the back of the van sex theme.

Reasons to Join Take Van

Your membership is well priced for a network of seven original sites and there are no hidden sign-up charges. The content is exclusive and well made, it's good fun and very horny, and the updates look to be regular.

Things that could be improved on Take Van

The site is still small and there's not a lot of info about the girls, and no comments facility. You may need your access details handy to enter the bonus sites, some of which are also still quite small.

Take Van Bonus Sites & Pricing

The site is currently offering a 33% discount with a monthly sign-up at $19.95, a good price for seven exclusive sites. Longer term options are available and do well as the sites update. There are no hidden charges and you have access here to seven sites in total.

Take Van Review Conclusion

Take Van is up and running and putting its foot down to bring you a new, exclusive 'sex on the move' scenes each week. The babes are nicely varied and amateur, it's all very 'reality' and works just fine. The movies are HD and downloadable in Mp4, the bonus sites add value and the opening price is a good one. I'd get in and take a ride if I were you.

Members Area Screen Shots

Below are actual screenshots taken from the members area of Take Van. Updated on February 01, 2017

6 Bonus Sites & Multi Access Network

The Sites Listed here are sites that the company also has produced. In most cases, when you sign up to one of their sites you get access to their entire network. Check above to see if this company allows Multi-Access in the SITE DETAIL section of the review.

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