"A healthy dose of nasty meats hotness!"
Review of
The Minion
The minion is one of those sites that will either gross you out or turn you home. Home to the famous Minion, who is a big fat guy who loves dirty, food sex and fucking hot bitches on this site you will find the grossest, and best of hardcore and weird. The site is part of the Dog Fart network and promises to deliver unique content you will not likely find elsewhere. Check it out for yourself today!
| Exclusivity | Quantity | ||
| Updates | Features | ||
| Quality | Navigation | ||
| Downloadable | Design | ||
| Speed | Price |
| Review Date: | January 29, 2010 by Wesley Sinn |
| Category: | Fetish | Hardcore |
| Trial Price: | N/A |
| Monthly Price: | $29.99 - 30 Days |
| Cross Sales: | No Cross Sales |
| Billing Type: | Credit Card |
| Pictures: | 125 Picture Sets w/ 150 Pictures Per Set Hi-Res Pictures 
Screen Captures
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| Movies: | 125 Movies At Around 25 Minutes Each |
| Movie Downloads: | Full Movie & Movie Clips |
| Movie Format(s): |
WMV (Windows Media 640x480 1500 Kbps) |
| Delivery Type: |
Streaming
Downloadable
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| Bonus Sites: | 16 Sites Multi Access Network |
There's a never ending lineup of hot babes willing to do the unimaginable, and fuck The Minion! In case you haven't heard or hadn't yet seen the digital asylum of the Minion, prepare for something that is pure sexual evil!
The site is part of the Dog Fart network so expect nothing but the best quality content throughout all of the episodes. It is updated once every week to continuously bring you the best beauty and the beast meets food sex!
When it comes to total scenes, the site at the date of this review has a whopping 125 original scenes. As the members only area is very easy to browse with all of scenes having the option to view them right from the scene listing page in FLV streaming, and plenty of clips to chose from for the download, as well as the full movies. The formats they offer, well regrettably only in WMV, or live streaming Flash. They have the videos optimized through for different connections speeds available in different qualities.
Members can also access both vid caps (each scene has about 150-200 vidcaps) or check out 4 panel picks, which in reality are vid caps placed on a storyboard. Unfortunately not all of the scenes come with HQ pics, the ones that do have 800px à 1200px images.
Members can rate a scene out of 1 to 10, and use up their democratic voting powers! Rating a scene can help get it into the top 10 position, which can be accessed through the top menu bar.
On top of the minion content, members can expect tons of great other material from the dog fart network. Membership to the minion grants full access with no download limits to 16 other premium sites too, incredible deal if you ask me!
Quality
The quality of content at The Minion could be better. While their flash streaming is superb, and the server very fast the video file formats available for download could be better. Currently they only have about DVD quality video downloads, but no TrueHD formats.
Content
What can I say, the Minion is one of the most unique, bizarre and weird sites I've ever seen. On the upside, the sluts are fucking incredible, there's tons of food sex going on that tends to get very messy and a really ugly, fat guy is in the middle of it all. Membership comes with great perks, including access to 16 other premium sites!
Pros
The minion is a site that is regularly updated, and has been since it's inception. It's very fast, simple enough to navigate, and members have a wealth of options to chose from to see the scenes. On top, anyone that joins for the low monthly price also gets access to 16 other premium sites for free, also offering exclusive content.
Cons
The Minion while great from a content perspective, fails to deliver when it comes to multitude of file formats, there's no portable format. The navigation is also so basic, that there aren't really any advanced features, ie high resolution photo galleries.
Pricing & Bonus
To get the best deal when joining the minion we recommend signing up for a period of 3 months to get 33% off the regular rate!
Conclusion
The Minion is a great site to check out if you are into the bizarre, the girls are hot, and there's a whole lot of fat guy fucking gorgeous babe going down. It's well priced, and now members that join can get access to a 17 for 1 deal!
Below are actual screenshots taken from the members area of The Minion. Updated on January 29, 2010
The Sites Listed here are sites that the company also has produced. In most cases, when you sign up to one of their sites you get access to their entire network. Check above to see if this company allows Multi-Access in the SITE DETAIL section of the review.
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