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Review of

Sex On The Beach XXX

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Added on December 24, 2009 by Missy
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Review Summary

This is a moisture filled multi-tasking site! Sex On The Beach XXX will exhibit how you can work on your tan and get your orgasm groove on at the same time! With their skimpy bikinis and high sex drive, these women are going to get laid in the land of waves and granules. A sun filled tour area promises high resolution for images and videos from this exclusive site that carries bonuses, along with continued membership perks.

"The sandy stimulation of hardcore sex!"

Ratings

Exclusivity
13/15
Quantity
4/10
Updates
3/10
Features
8/10
Quality
10/15
Navigation
5/5
Downloadable
5/5
Design
5/5
Speed
11/15
Price
6/10

Pricing

Trial

N/A

Monthly Price

$19.95

3 Month Price

$54.95 $18.32 a month

Yearly Price

$99.95 $8.33 a month
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8 Movie Clips

Downloadable
Average length of 12 Mins
WMV
696Kbps WMV
320x240
WMV
1496Kbps WMV
640x480

10 Picture Sets

250 Pics In Set
Hi-Res Pictures

Sex On The Beach XXX Full Review

ReviewerYa know, when it comes right down to it at times, sex is sex, no matter where you have it, how often you have it or how many people are involved with your having it but, its the way the spin is put to things, the originality of thinking, the fineness of display, the powerful story lines, etc., those are the things that will make a site stand out above the rest, and its my depressing task to say Sex On The Beach XXX is lacking in many of those areas.

I had higher hopes for what I actually found once entering the main membership page. For anyone that enjoys the exhibitionist side of outdoor sex, mixed with the tides and of course the granules of sand up your butt, showing you did some heavy duty plowing into the beach, there were many ways to go with this site that would have made it more than appealing and enjoyable. When I first gained entrance I looked at the main page and thought. This is it? Very little display, just three links and then the list of 3 bonus sites in text, that's it. So, again, I looked at the bright side of the beach entertainment and thought that simplicity is good, so I wouldn't make any rash judgments.

Unfortunately, when going into the content, things didn't improve much. I opened the video page expecting to find the crystal clarity of blue skies, even bluer waters and the froth on the waves as they rush over the naked bodies, which, did occur, but not with a high quality as I had hoped. Most of the video clips held a bit of a shadowy darkness to the film, not as bright as they should have been, and, with only one format offered, WMV, although it did come in a high or low presentation, I just didn't feel as if were getting as much from Sex On The Beach XXX as we could have.

I hate to make this a gloom and doom review, but honesty is first and foremost, and after all, its your dollars were protecting, so while Im on a roll, allow me to talk about the extreme lack of content. They barely broke double digits, and that was only in the gallery count, otherwise for the videos, they didn't make it that far. With notes on the first page that says this is what they have for now, but more coming soon, I'm wondering how long soon will be. There were a couple new installments for videos a couple of months ago, but in the image galleries, the most recent spans back to June, 09, and this is now November, 09.

It was nice to see the tanned bodies, sprawling their way across the rocks with the pretty backgrounds to enhance the erotica while they performed oral sex, shared threesomes and penetrated their way into sun filled sexual delight. There was lesbian excitement to be shared, along with male/female porn to partake in, keeping this site under the heading of softcore and hardcore alike. No true tint of some fetish fun, except for the outdoor featuring, but enjoyable to watch the tongues grinding deep into those slippery slits while the foreplay warms things up as much as the sunshine prepping those pussies for some deep plunging.

Image galleries was another area of disappointment for this reviewer. The thumbs weren't done within a layout of great uniformity, and they were extremely small in offering. When clicking, they do bring them up to a better sizing, with an immediate slideshow, or clicking once more will just open the display of offerings from their folder. They will spread the boundaries to a decent 832x1283 pixel sizing, and the clarity, display and quality was actually one of the higher points to Sex On The Beach XXX.

Quality

I wish I could brag and boast about the beach filled fornication of this site, but alas, they failed in many areas in keeping this site booming with quality. The main layout was something to create a few yawns, the videos carried only one format and the image thumbs were not uniformed and extremely small.

Content

There are some of the lowest numbers for content from this site that I've ever run into while doing reviews, and I've been at this for quite a few years. Barely even breaking double digits will tell you there's not much here to look forward to.

Pros

The most appealing part of this site for me actually came in the form of the image enlargements, they were nicely done, and they captured expressions that made some sexy statements. The few players involved were attractive and the sex was hardcore, but it pretty much ended there.

Cons

Unfortunately there's much more I can find to share with you from this segment than from the positive side of things. Starting with the layout, it was at that too simple, making it boring, the choices for viewing were nearly nil, the thumbs were poorly presented, and the main complaint, no updates and a serious overall lack of material.

Pricing & Bonus

If I were you, I would take into serious consideration purchasing membership to this site. The numbers don't even begin to come close to balancing out the worthiness of cost to your credit card, and the only thing that does help somewhat are the 4 bonus sites.

Conclusion

If you're looking for fornication amongst the beauty of nature, you should maybe keep searching for a site that will give you what you're paying for. Sex On The Beach XXX could have been a great concept and presentation, but too many flaws brought the star rating down. It's softcore and hardcore for what content is here.

Members Area Screen Shots

Below are actual screenshots taken from the members area of Sex On The Beach XXX. Updated on February 01, 2015