Get ready to seriously handle your dick as you watch the Ass Handlers. This site contains all manner of hardcore action, with a fair amount of anal thrust in too. It comes with the promise of exclusive content and network access, there are plenty of movies to stream and download, photos to collect and thousands of models to get to know. It's not 100% anal as the title suggests, but Ass Handlers has some really nice porn.
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Ass Handlers is one of the 15 sites in the Full Network Access network and so you can access them all when you get inside. Thing is, the network is varied and this site suggests that were looking at the best of the back end bonking brigade here, but then there are over 4,500 scene listed for the site (and only around 4,700 in the network) and they are not all anal. If you use the drop-down list and select Anal, you then find around 670 pieces of content, galleries and videos combined, that seem to be on that theme. So, were a bit unsure about numbers here, but the bottom line (sorry about the pun) is that there's a load of it.
Heading to the videos list I found through the drop-down, I found videos here are all presented in the same was as they are across the rest of the network. You have one stream to use, a Flash one at a reasonable size that, in more recent days, it goes full screen with no loss of quality, and then three downloads. Some are 720p HD and are marked as such, others are standard definition, and there are two IPad and iPhone files to take as well at a slightly lower resolution. These were all Mp4 files though that format seems to work for most things these days.
Movies were good quality and even the older ones looked fine. They run for around 20 minutes each and the downloads were pretty quick. They come with some basic stats, like runtimes, but not a lot of information. It looks like the set updates pretty regularly too and the network certainly does, but as to how often you'll get a new anal scene, that's hard to say as the videos are all mixed in and some of them will appear on other sites in the network.
Over in the galleries area you get the same thing: galleries from other sites shown under the Ass Handlers banner though not necessarily all being anal content. You get a good idea of what to expect from looking at the samples pages though: threesomes, hardcore anal, outdoor fucking, indoor scenes, blow jobs, and a man mending his lawnmower. (Not the most erotic sample shot of a gallery I have ever seen, but there you go!)
Image galleries hold various numbers of pics from 40 upwards but numbers look good and most have at least 100. I checked out lawnmower man and it turned out he was fucking Jade Sin so that was fine. Images were were at 1,280 x 1,920 which was a bit big for my screen, others in other sets were smaller, but still large and the quality was good. Even at the big size they were clear and fine to view. You navigate through the sets one at a time, saving as you go, or you can take a zip file of the full set. There are no slideshow functions to use.
Back to the bonuses and extras and you can access the network easily from the home page. Thee are Asian and lesbian, BBW and Milf sites here though a lot of them do what Ass Handlers does and lump a load of shared porn together under a different banner. I ended up just heading to the network hub page and browsing everything from there. You can rate and comment, add things to a favourites area and suggest tag words, navigation is easy and I found no technical problems at all.
The more recent scenes here are HD at 720p and may go higher in time, but the quality is just fine. Even the older ones are fine to view and there are no quality concerns. Images are big and clear, there may be some screen caps but if so they are okay too. The site has a simple design and everything works well and gives no hassles.
It's hard to be exact about the number of anal movies here as they are all mixed in together with a load of general hardcore from across the network. There are over 4,500 videos of around 20 minutes and over 6,300 galleries with around 100 pics. Streams and downloads are both possible and we are told the content is exclusive.
You've got a load of hardcore here and you're not being asked to pay very much for it. The network updates every day with around five new things and you get to access it all. The quality is good, there are some HD videos and scenes are downloadable. The model index holds good info about the girls.
It's hard to pinpoint anal movies only as everything is mixed in together. There's not a lot of info about scenes and no write-ups or descriptions. More filters and search and sort options would be good to see.
For just under $30.00 per month you can't go wrong, and if you take a longer term option you can't go wronger, I mean you do even better. Watch out for any regional price variations that might occur, my prices were in Euros, but there's nothing else to worry about. 15 sites a network hub, over 4,700 movies and over 6,800 galleries are included.
So, I'm not sure exactly if were looking at anal here, the title suggests it, and there's no definite number of vids and pics hat are 100% anal, but I am sure we've got a big and ever-growing network of hardcore sites that's excellent value and decent quality with some HD viewing. Like I say, grab onto your dick and get ready for some serious handling.
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