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Review of

Captain Stabbin

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Added on August 19, 2009 by Hardwood

Review Summary

If you're a fan of anal sex and unique, reality style niches, then you need to take a look at Captain Stabbin. If you're really into porn, then there's probably a good chance that you've already heard of it before. It's an original site from Reality Kings and has withstood the test of time. Even with what it now lacks, there is enough good things on it to give it a serious consideration. At the very least, you won't mind having it thrown in with access to the Reality Kings network.

"Hardcore action on the open seas!"

Latest Review Update

October 26, 2017

Captain Stabbin seems to be all out to sea. This unique site is full of outdoor sex, and it has as many as 277, mostly HD movies of outdoor hardcore sex. Every porno comes with a photo set that has approximately 300 photos each. This is an excellent site, but, there has, sadly, been nothing new on this site since 2015. It is worth watching though, as the movies are hot, and the site is still as easy to use as ever. This is a part of the Reality Kings network, which means that when you join as a member, you will be given automatic access to all of its 46 sites, and thousands of movies.

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277 Full Movie & Movie Clips

Average length of 50 Mins
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300 Pics In Set
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Captain Stabbin Full Review

ReviewerCaptain Stabbin is an original Reality King's website and unarguably one of the most famous porn sites online. It features episodes that involve luring a variety of amateur girls out on their boat, fucking them in the ass, and then leaving them stranded at sea or on the dock. If that's not enough to get your sails up, then there's probably something that will. There's a lot of blowjob scenes that take place before the anal and some double penetration on a few lucky girls. In some episodes, they even manage to get two girls on the boat to have some fun with threesomes and lesbian action.

The tour of Captain Stabbin hasn't changed much over the years. It's rather simple and doesn't have the cutting edge graphics like some newer sites on the market. However, it's still fully functional and has a great layout. I guess some designs are timeless. I even personally like the fact that they would rather spend time producing better quality content than adding 100's of animated graphics to the tour, which would only slow down the load time. On the tour is loads of free trailers to get a preview of the action and a ton of thumbnails as well.
Now, the real action is of course in the member's area.

Here, Reality Kings flex their muscles a bit more in the graphics department but still keeps everything nice and clean. There's a simple yet effective navigation bar to sort through their content. Being such an old site, most user's will notice that as time passed by, the quality of that content has also improved. I'm not talking about just the girls either, but the episodes too. Even though the newest ones aren't the best quality videos in the world, considering they're shooting footage in the beaming sun without the help of a room full of studio lights, the quality is quite remarkable. These can be either streamed on the site or downloaded. You will notice that you can only stream the videos in parts. If you want to watch the whole video without interruptions, then you have to download the full movie.

Complimenting each episode are two sets of pictures, which are regular pictures and screen captures from the movie. The pictures have a decent average resolution of (800 x 537). Although not the biggest pictures, the vividness of the colors and sharpness is wonderful. This even goes for the screen captures, but just remember, they are screen captures so the quality will definitely not be something that belongs in a magazine.

Now, the bad news. To say it plainly, this ship has about run it's course as far as new episodes, with the last update being over a year ago. The Reality King's website even says that it's not on an update schedule anymore, but that doesn't mean you won't see the Captain back in action from time to time, although very rarely if you do. In the site's early days, updates we're consistent like all the other Reality King sites. Thanks to this, there's already more than 250 exclusive episodes on the site and it'll take a while for anyone to run out of episodes to watch.

Don't let the lack of updates turn you off though. One of the best things of all with the membership is becoming part of the Reality Kings network, which means free and full access to 43 other sites in the reality niche. If you're wondering, yes, this does include membership to the other famous sites like Cum Fiesta, Money Talks, Big Naturals and Milf Hunter. Hell, I can't even think of Reality Kings site that isn't famous. For a great discounted price you get access to one of the best reality site networks around, user's would be hard pressed to find a better deal out there.


The quality has improved a lot on this site from where it first started years ago. The videos still aren't the best quality in the world, but what can you expect with the conditions they're shooting in? However, the videos are still very plain and you won't have to strain your eyes looking at them. The same goes for the sets of pictures as well.


Now, besides for what it lacks in quality, the content is absolutely amazing. I really do enjoy the very unique niche the site and movies have. Even better, since this is one of the most unique reality sites on the web, that means that all of the content is exclusive to the site. You won't be able to find this kind of stuff anywhere else but here.


Exclusive content, unique niche, loads of scenes, and babes getting fucked in the ass -- There's just too many pros to list for this website. If one pro stands out though, it's definitely the free access to the other Reality King websites. What this site lacks is more than made up for by the 43 of those sites. A discounted price is also a plus.


Pretty simple, there's just no more updates to this site. I'm not sure why they would stop updating it. Maybe the captain was getting a little too old? Whatever the case, we can all hope that he eventually makes a return. When and if he does, he'll hopefully bring aboard some better video equipment.

Pricing & Bonus

You get full access to 44 sites that make up the Reality Kings network, when you join Captain Stabbin. That means thousands of exclusive scenes, multiple daily updates and all the porn you could ever want. We can offer a nice discount that cuts the price in half and makes this a no brainer.


If you like the idea of this niche, then go ahead and try the site. You won't have any updates, but there's plenty of scenes already on the site to keep you happy for a very long time. If you try and don't like it, what's the worse situation you could be left in? You would still have the 43 other Reality King sites to spend your time on.

More Review Updates

October 10, 2014

Last time we went out for a sail with Captain Stabbin we were a bit concerned that his updates were all at sea, or that perhaps even the site itself was in danger of being scuppered. Well, having just been out on another quick trip around the bay I can report that the site has added ten new scenes since our last visit 18 months ago. I know thats not a lot but the boat cant be pushed out in all weathers, and at least it means the service is back up and running. So, if you are a fan of the sex on the yacht genre (and who isnt) then come aboard as the site is still very much afloat.

Members Area Screen Shots

Below are actual screenshots taken from the members area of Captain Stabbin. Updated on October 26, 2017

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