"Hardcore action on the open seas!"
Review of
Captain Stabbin
If you're a fan of anal sex and unique, reality style niches, then you need to take a look at Captain Stabbin. If you're really into porn, then there's probably a good chance that you've already heard of it before. It's an original site from Reality Kings and has withstood the test of time. Even with what it now lacks, there is enough good things on it to give it a serious consideration. At the very least, you won't mind having it thrown in with access to the Reality Kings network.
| Exclusivity | Quantity | ||
| Updates | Features | ||
| Quality | Navigation | ||
| Downloadable | Design | ||
| Speed | Price |
| Review Date: | August 19, 2009 by Hardwood |
| Category: | Anal | Reality |
| Trial Price: | $4.95 - 3 Days, $39.95 |
| Monthly Price: | $24.95 - 30 Days |
| Cross Sales: | 1, prechecked |
| Billing Type: | Credit Card, Online Check, Phone |
| Pictures: | 256 Picture Sets w/ 300 Pictures Per Set Hi-Res Pictures 
Screen Captures
Zip Files
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| Movies: | 256 Movies At Around 50 Minutes Each |
| Movie Downloads: | Full Movie & Movie Clips |
| Movie Format(s): |
MPEG (MPEG 720x480 1100 Kbps) WMV (Windows Media 720x480 800 Kbps) |
| Delivery Type: |
Streaming
Downloadable
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| Bonus Sites: | 25 Sites Multi Access Network |
Captain Stabbin is an original Reality King's website and unarguably one of the most famous porn sites online. It features episodes that involve luring a variety of amateur girls out on their boat, fucking them in the ass, and then leaving them stranded at sea or on the dock. If that's not enough to get your sails up, then there's probably something that will. There's a lot of blowjob scenes that take place before the anal and some double penetration on a few lucky girls. In some episodes, they even manage to get two girls on the boat to have some fun with threesomes and lesbian action.
The tour of Captain Stabbin hasn't changed much over the years. It's rather simple and doesn't have the cutting edge graphics like some newer sites on the market. However, it's still fully functional and has a great layout. I guess some designs are timeless. I even personally like the fact that they would rather spend time producing better quality content than adding 100's of animated graphics to the tour, which would only slow down the load time. On the tour is loads of free trailers to get a preview of the action and a ton of thumbnails as well.
Now, the real action is of course in the member's area.
Here, Reality Kings flex their muscles a bit more in the graphics department but still keeps everything nice and clean. There's a simple yet effective navigation bar to sort through their content. Being such an old site, most user's will notice that as time passed by, the quality of that content has also improved. I'm not talking about just the girls either, but the episodes too. Even though the newest ones aren't the best quality videos in the world, considering they're shooting footage in the beaming sun without the help of a room full of studio lights, the quality is quite remarkable. These can be either streamed on the site or downloaded. You will notice that you can only stream the videos in parts. If you want to watch the whole video without interruptions, then you have to download the full movie.
Complimenting each episode are two sets of pictures, which are regular pictures and screen captures from the movie. The pictures have a decent average resolution of (800 x 537). Although not the biggest pictures, the vividness of the colors and sharpness is wonderful. This even goes for the screen captures, but just remember, they are screen captures so the quality will definitely not be something that belongs in a magazine.
Now, the bad news. To say it plainly, this ship has about run it's course as far as new episodes, with the last update being over a year ago. The Reality King's website even says that it's not on an update schedule anymore, but that doesn't mean you won't see the Captain back in action from time to time, although very rarely if you do. In the site's early days, updates we're consistent like all the other Reality King sites. Thanks to this, there's already more than 250 exclusive episodes on the site and it'll take a while for anyone to run out of episodes to watch.
Don't let the lack of updates turn you off though. One of the best things of all with the membership is becoming part of the Reality Kings network, which means free and full access to 25 other sites in the reality niche. If you're wondering, yes, this does include membership to the other famous sites like Cum Fiesta, Money Talks, Big Naturals and Milf Hunter. Hell, I can't even think of Reality Kings site that isn't famous. For only $24.95 a month, meaning just over 50 cents a day to get access to one of the best reality site networks, user's would be hard pressed to find a better deal out there.
Quality
The quality has improved a lot on this site from where it first started years ago. The videos still aren't the best quality in the world, but what can you expect with the conditions they're shooting in? However, the videos are still very plain and you won't have to strain your eyes looking at them. The same goes for the sets of pictures as well.
Content
Now, besides for what it lacks in quality, the content is absolutely amazing. I really do enjoy the very unique niche the site and movies have. Even better, since this is one of the most unique reality sites on the web, that means that all of the content is exclusive to the site. You won't be able to find this kind of stuff anywhere else but here.
Pros
Exclusive content, unique niche, loads of scenes, and babes getting fucked in the ass -- There's just too many pros to list for this website. If one pro stands out though, it's definitely the free access to the other Reality King websites. What this site lacks is more than made up for by the 25 of those sites.
Cons
Pretty simple, there's just no more updates to this site. I'm not sure why they would stop updating it. Maybe the captain was getting a little too old? Whatever the case, we can all hope that he eventually makes a return. When and if he does, he'll hopefully bring aboard some better video equipment.
Pricing & Bonus
For getting access to some of the most famous porn sites online, which is 26 sites in total, the price isn't too bad at all. At the very least, it's definitely in the range of other sites in it's league. However, I'd like to see some discounts for buying subscriptions longer than a month. I'm sure that would make a lot of dedicated fans happy.
Conclusion
If you like the idea of this niche, then go ahead and try the site. You won't have any updates, but there's plenty of scenes already on the site to keep you happy for a very long time. If you try and don't like it, what's the worse situation you could be left in? You would still have the 25 other Reality King sites to spend your time on.
Below are actual screenshots taken from the members area of Captain Stabbin. Updated on August 19, 2009
The Sites Listed here are sites that the company also has produced. In most cases, when you sign up to one of their sites you get access to their entire network. Check above to see if this company allows Multi-Access in the SITE DETAIL section of the review.
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