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Vintage Classic Porn

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Added on June 24, 2015 by Hardwood
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Review Summary

Is it possible, do you think, to have a favourite website that doesn't update, has nothing exclusive and only gives you really old porn to watch? It is when it's Vintage Classic Porn. This site no longer updates but it still contains an archive of vintage porn from the 1920s to the 1980s and later. There are video clips, postcards, photos, nudity, hardcore, some very dodgy hairstyles and plenty to see for a reasonable fee.

"A museum of muff and madams from 1920 to 1990"

Ratings

Exclusivity
5/15
Quantity
8/10
Updates
2/10
Features
9/10
Quality
12/15
Navigation
4/5
Downloadable
5/5
Design
5/5
Speed
15/15
Price
9/10

Pricing

Trial

N/A

Monthly Price

$19.95
Credit Card Credit Card      Phone Phone      1 Cross sales, prechecked

790 Full Movie & Movie Clips

Streaming
Average length of 10 Mins
WMV
2000Kbps WMV
704 x 936
WMV
5000Kbps WMV
720 x 576
WMV
628Kbps WMV
320 x 240

816 Picture Sets

20 Pics In Set
Zip Files

Vintage Classic Porn Full Review

ReviewerSo, you sign up to this museum of madams and men, and you only have the one option so it's not hard but watch out for the pre-checked cross sale on the join page - and you find yourself in a very nicely designed site that has a simple menu for movies, photos and bonuses, with some links to up-sell live chat. The most recent upload was back in 2012, and we can't expect any more by the looks of things, but as this content is at least twenty years old anyway that doesn't really matter. The home page gives you a good idea of what to expect, and then you can head to the movies.

There were 790 scenes and clips here, with some running for the full 25 minutes and some for only five or ten, it's a right old mixed bag. Click on one, I chose Baby doll Surprise, and you find a viewing page which then holds a search function so you can search and filter by decade or niche; so that's nice and easy. Movies are shown in WMV format and you will need Microsoft Silverlight in order to stream them. This might cause an issue for Mac users, or those on various phones and things, you might need to use the Help department if you have a problem.

There were three resolutions for movies, with low, medium and high to download and these came down pretty fast. The largest file I found was only around 300 Mbs, so it's not going to take long. The quality, understandably, is not always wonderful. But even on the low resolution download I was able to see what was going on from a 1960s movie clip. The sound was another matter. I don't know why but some scenes had old gramophone style music playing over the top, not even the deathly 70s porn music. Mind you, I didn't see everything so some might have had original soundtracks. I guess the music is added when a scene didn't have the sound with it.

Anyway, a good collection of old scenes that show you, as they do today, the hardcore, the fucking, the blow jobs, condom free double penetration and cream pies, cum shots and, well, everything really. Even the few movies available from as far back as the 20s were there, and that's nearly 100 year old porn! And you don't see that every day.

In the gallery area there were 816 photo sets with 20 pics per set. These are shown in thumbnails that then click up to good sizes in new tabs. Sizes and quality might vary. The content of the sets varies, some older ones are simply girls posing in swimming costumes, but then that was porn back in those days. Others are girls together, some are black and white and hand tinted, there are full frontals and there are even some slave and master galleries. It's a nice mix.

As with the videos, you can rate the galleries and add things to a favourites area. Content also comes with links to similar kinds of things from elsewhere in the site, and your menu holds that link to the bonus content. There are eight sites to look at here including a store, a cam site and Retro Raw. However these are really only free samples from those sites and not full membership.

Quality

Well, some of this content is nearly 100 years old so don't expect HD quality like we get today. But considering the age, the quality is pretty damn good. They've found a way to present movies and pics so they are perfectly watchable (apart from, perhaps) some of the really, really old stuff. Good images too and the site has a really good design.

Content

790 scenes and clips are shown in WMV format for downloads and Silverlight streaming only. These run for five to 30 minutes in length and come from the 1920s to the 1980s. The action is varied. There are 816 galleries with 20 pics in each, at various sizes and depicting all kinds of action. Zip files are available. The site no longer updates.

Pros

There is some pretty rare porn in here and it's a perfect place for collectors and the curious alike. The quality is as good as they can make it, there is plenty to see and there are some rare gems too. The site design is really good and the whole thing is easy to use.

Cons

What out for the pre-checked cross sale on sign up. Some of the quality is a bit ropey, and that is understandable. The streaming may not be Mac friendly, and the downloads are only WMV files. The site has not updated since 2012. There's no information with scenes or galleries.

Pricing & Bonus

The price is fine for what is here and there is only the one monthly membership. But that's probably all you will need. Watch out for the cross-sale on sign up, un-check it or else you join another recurring membership site. The bonus sites are really only sample of free galleries and vids from six sites, plus two up-sell sites.

Conclusion

The quality is not always great here, of course, and the site no longer updates, but this is a very rare find. An archive of hardcore action, with classic porn from 1920 to 1990 captured and digitally transferred and now here to stay forever. It's a great museum of muff for all collectors of vintage porn, and there's a decent amount to download and collect.

Members Area Screen Shots

Below are actual screenshots taken from the members area of Vintage Classic Porn. Updated on June 25, 2015