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Gobble My Goo

Review Last Updated on by Missy
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Review Summary

Every now and then women will crave something salty, and what better way to work for their desire than to suck the enjoyment right into their mouths! Gobble My Goo is a hardcore, fetish site focusing upon those pretty girls that do naughty things. They pledge not a drop will be lost through the lust, even if it has to be captured in a cup and then consumed. As part of a network, more sites and high quality are promised.

"Over lips, across the tongue, look out tummy, here it cums!"
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Ratings

Exclusivity
0/15
Quantity
0/10
Updates
0/10
Features
0/10
Quality
0/15
Navigation
0/5
Downloadable
0/5
Design
0/5
Speed
0/15
Price
0/10

Videos

  • 32 Full Movie & Movie Clips
  • HD 720p (941 Kbps)
  • Streaming
  • Downloadable
  • Average length of 25 Mins

Pictures

  • 32 Picture Sets
  • Hi-Res Pictures
  • Screen Captures
  • Zip Files

Gobble My Goo Full Review

Reviewer

When first opening the main membership area to this site, I knew there would be much to say, and being unsure of where to begin, I thought I would just start at the head and work my way down, much like the way the oral sex is being performed on this site. Gobble My Goo tells you immediately this installment from the All Elite Pass Network there will be cum shots galore, swallowing by the gallon, POV shots of blow jobs, and of course the look on those pretty faces that says theyve just worked their ass, and their tongues off for a taste of the testicle juices. I think thats one of my favorite parts in regards to a site such as this, that before and after look of the ladies. They start out with their make-up looking so fresh, their hair brushed and shining, and a smile on their face that says theyre ready for the sexual stimulation to begin, and it does.

Once theyve been kissed, groped, fucked and rammed into the back of their throats by the eager erections, they then carry the look of smeared mascara, hair mussed, and an almost drained look that depicts perfectly to the shrinking erections they leave behind. There are many facets that make up a good sexual scene, and from this niche, theyre giving it all nicely. Most of the footage found here will carry more than one male, giving that double header of horniness that will assure the lucky girl will have plenty of goods to gobble. I was surprised at how many dont, drink straight from the faucet so to speak, instead, they all the jets of juice to project into cups, bowls and other items, from which they then eat the evidence of the erotic acts just performed.

Theyve done a nice job from Gobble My Goo at bringing in the men that have the size to make the scenes even steamier, well done on that accord. After all, if theyre going to pledge ramming and jamming of those joy sticks into the throats of the waiting women, where they choke and gag to keep the erection stimulated, then the inches need to match up to the promises, and they do. A lot of little things are sometimes missed in the overall consumption of porn content, but those are the parts that I personally enjoy the most, such as the shininess left to the shafts after the load has been emptied, the glistening saliva along with the look of wear and tear to their cock from the quick licking action its been given.

To allow even more smoldering to take place, youll find interracial sets, large boobs, sexy lingerie, girl to girl assistance in some areas, and just all around hardcore, fetish enjoyment. They offer plenty of foreplay before the grand finale, but its not forgotten their main goal is the gonad contents and how much can be filled when it comes to the capacity of their mouths. If youre a fan of cum shots then youve arrived at the golden gates of greatness, because even though they are giving so much with the release of their penetrating pressure, its the actual act of load blowing that will have you expelling your own salty spunk!

I have to admit the quality of video play was a bit disappointing. The numbers will quickly tell you that theres a bit of fuzziness, not the crisp clarity that this action warrants, however, its not horrible, and definitely easy to watch, just wishing it could have been tweaked a bit more. They do offer high resolution shots along with screen caps, doubling your pleasure in that part of their offerings, with very nice presentation from the high resolution that also come with a ZIP download.

I would defend the dirtiness found from this site to the ball biting end, it is just that much fun to watch and to be aroused by, however, its the old, good vs. evil that does come into play from the overall offering of this site that will make you want to say, Damn! or at least it did me. This site seems to be notorious for the complaint Im about to lodge, Ive seen it from many of their sites and I dont understand why. Sometimes quantity over quality isnt always the best route to take, and for this network, thats exactly whats happening. They seem to be in a race with themselves, wanting to see how many new sites they can add to their already long list of bonuses, but just putting the content up doesnt make it membership worthy. Some attention needs to be paid in the realm of keeping newness for the members, that is where the recurring fees really work for the cause, but this site has unfortunately failed in that arena.

Nearly 2 years have passed since a new set was added to the content, MUCH too long. Ive run into many sites that will neglect updating, and yes, its frustrating, but from this particular network, its even more so, mostly because the action of the niches they offer is so hot, so well played out, to allow something like pure ignoring of a scheduled update process, its mind boggling. Ive written about enough of their sites I would have hoped they maybe heard my plea, but so far, no changes in the new ones I approach.

Quality

I must be honest, and honestly speaking, I was a bit disappointed in the quality from this site. The technical numbers for video viewing/download were low and it showed. The images however were nicely down through the high resolution offerings.

Content offered on Gobble My Goo

There will be no ticker-tape parade held over the amount of content you'll find from this particular site. With just 32 offerings, it will bring a sigh, but the real moaning and groaning begins when you realize their updating pattern....there is none.

Reasons to Join Gobble My Goo

As with every site from this network I've gotten to review, the niche and the action itself always comes first when thinking of the highlighted areas, and this installment is no different. The cum shot is the trophy to the foreplay and fornication, and they're focusing on it nicely.

Things that could be improved on Gobble My Goo

It's a shame this network has to hold anything negative to report, but, it does. Starting with the lack of quality in their content, a bit of adjusting here and there could make a big difference in presentations. From there, it's the same ol' song...no updating. I found the latest content arrived 2 1/2 years ago...no acceptable for members.

Gobble My Goo Bonus Sites & Pricing

I want so badly to not only recommend this site, but the network it belongs to, because I'm that big a fan of theirs, but their lack of updating content is a real pattern and not one that's full of pleasure, it's frustrating. They do carry a very long list of bonus sites, so the choice would be yours.

Gobble My Goo Review Conclusion

Gobble My Goo focuses on the very thing that turns a man on the most, watching his load being emptied into a hungry mouth, face, set of breasts, or even a bowl, just to stand back and take pride in what he's produced, and this site is focusing on the hardcore, fetish filled ejaculations. Quality is below average in presentation, updates don't exist.

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