Review of
Dick Smoking
Theyre blowing a lot of things from this site, and they allow it all to mingle together for that tempting turn on for the testicles! There are lovely long fingers, gripping that stick of sensual delight, drawing in deeply, exhaling slowly, allowing it to wrap around the bulging veins of a boner that appreciates this fetish. Dick Smoking promises nice quality in exclusive content with weekly updates of nicotine filled nookie.
| Exclusivity | Quantity | ||
| Updates | Features | ||
| Quality | Navigation | ||
| Downloadable | Design | ||
| Speed | Price |
| Review Date: | May 29, 2010 by Missy |
| Category: | Fetish | CumShots | Smoking | Blowjobs |
| Trial Price: | N/A |
| Monthly Price: | $20.00 - 30 Days |
| Cross Sales: | No Cross Sales |
| Billing Type: | Credit Card, Online Check |
| Pictures: | 10 Picture Sets w/ 85 Pictures Per Set Hi-Res Pictures |
| Movies: | 10 Movies At Around 5 Minutes Each |
| Movie Downloads: | Full Movie & Movie Clips |
| Movie Format(s): |
FLV (Flash Video 640x360 1800 Kbps) MP4 (Mpeg Video 640x360 2096 Kbps) WMV (Windows Media 720x408 1751 Kbps) WMV (Windows Media 1920x1080 8199 Kbps) |
| Delivery Type: |
Streaming |
My high hopes for this site pretty much went up in smoke the minute I swung open the main membership doors. Being a smoker myself, I enjoy the feeling that holding that lit stick of seduction ripples through the body, and Ive known people that enjoy the art of watching a woman smoke, the sexiness, the sultriness and the overall heated look it gives to a woman watching that long drawl of the cheeks and the wafting of the smoke as it filters back into the air, to disappear into a puff of nothingness that leaves so much behind in desire.
Yes, I can appreciate the act of what cigarettes can bring to arousal, which was my main drive in apprehension for the material offered from this site. Dick Smoking was going to offer something I could associate with in a realm of playful pleasure and I was happy to find a site that could think outside the box enough to bring content such as this to the web, to feed the fetish enjoyment of so many people, however, disappointment took over quickly.
The actual display of the site is nothing extravagant, which is ok, sometimes the less is more statement does hold true, but, it doesnt work that way in the avenue of the content itself. From going through the added dates of this footage, it looks as though September 09 was the point they became a pornographic and fetish point in the world, and for the first couple of months, they were holding true to their tour promise of making sure updates were done on a weekly basis, then, its as if they were just forgotten. Barely into the month of November 09, that is where the updating ceased, this is now mid March 2010, and theres been nothing included to their footage.
They have exactly 10 sets available, which include pictures and videos and theyre asking for a $20 a month membership fee, in which breaking that down means youre paying $2 per installment, a bit steep in my opinion since the full sized videos come in at approximately 15 minutes only. You also have to take into consideration that besides there are no updates, there are no bonuses, no perks, no nothing, just those lonely 10 sets. They dont even offer a trial membership where you could scoot in for a couple of days, download your fill and then gracefully pull out before your card is struck with a monthly charge.
There are two highlights to this site that make the downfalls even more hard-hitting, and those would be the fact the content is wild, exotic, hardcore and stimulating, some very nice qualities and definitely something to grow on, and then factor in the nice quality they offer to view the footage and that makes you really wonder why they would just walk away from something that could have been a little filter tipped gold mine. Im not a fan of the way they present the video choices, in fact it took a couple of minutes to really focus on their sparse and random text to understand what they were offering, so that would need a bit of clean up as well. However, with that aside, those two things I mentioned above really could have lit up the world with a simple click of their Bic!
As I mentioned, the technical numbers from Dick Smoking will show there is a high niceness in presentation, with HD included, giving you the clarity that will have you seeing every wisp of want and desire as it flows from between their lips. Theres something about seeing the shades of lipstick on the tips of the filters, the glossiness to their mouths as they slide up and down those full blow erections, sucking down the inches, licking playfully on the knobs and stopping only long enough to draw in on their cigarettes, and then allow those rings of smoke to encompass the boners. Theyve done everything right in the manner this content was filmed, they kept it in the realm that is more than fitting, very sexy, very sultry. Its not exhibited in a truly dirty and filthy way, its soft, romantic and more than pleasing.
The images are just as nice as the videos, with different sizing for thumbs and enlargements that only come in at a mere, 750x500 but with a lot of clarity nestled within. They do offer a ZIP option to their folder counts that are above average in overall count of content.
Quality
The quality was exquisite from the content viewing of this fetish site. The videos stream and download with beauty, even taking things into an extreme HD presentation that does take a few minutes for download, but well worth the wait. Navigation was simple for what's offered.
Content
The numbers are extremely low once you enter into membership, in fact, they just break double digits, meaning only 10 video sets and the same amount for galleries, which is a shame, more content is surely called for loudly.
Pros
There are two things that became the quick highlights of this site for me, the first one being the content itself, done in such a romantic manner, it's as sexy as this fetish calls for. The other prime spot about the time I spent here was the nice quality of presentation, both videos and galleries were extremely well done.
Cons
Yes, there were high points to this site, but there are also downfalls. I wasn't a huge fan of the layout, especially the manner in which they present the video choices per set, a bit distracting in a strange way. From there, no updates for over four months at the time of this review.
Pricing & Bonus
I couldn't with a clear mind recommend this site for membership, which is extremely sad because the niche/action is wonderful, the quality of footage display is breathtaking....but, there also hasn't been any new footage for over 4 months and there are no bonus sites, no perks of any kind, leaving it hanging out alone to dry.
Conclusion
Dick Smoking is a fetish that can turn on the most prim and proper of people, when done correctly, as this site has been, it's so very sexy and stimulating, it will be enjoyable. They keep the quality outstanding as well, giving them kudos for that, but the fact they've stopped updating over 4 months ago and no extras of any sort leave a black mark.
Below are actual screenshots taken from the members area of Dick Smoking. Updated on May 29, 2010


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