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Review of

Cumshot Surprise

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Added on December 18, 2011 by Panky
79.3

Review Summary

Cumshot Surprise brings you the best in facial and body cumshots. These guys don't dribble. They shoot massive loads of man goo all over beautiful young ladies. These girls definitely need one of those Sham Wow cloths to wipe off all the goo!

"Plastering beautiful faces with heaping gobs of goo!"

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Ratings

Exclusivity
15/15
Quantity
5/10
Updates
0/10
Features
8/10
Quality
14.3/15
Navigation
5/5
Downloadable
5/5
Design
4/5
Speed
13/15
Price
10/10

Pricing

1 Day Trial

$1.00 Recurs at $39.94 a month until cancelled

Discounted Monthly Price

$17.95 Save 40%

3 Month Price

$59.37 $19.79 a month

Yearly Price

$119.40 $9.95 a month
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75 Full Movie & Movie Clips

Streaming
Downloadable
Average length of 30 Mins
FLV
2000Kbps FLV
720x480
MPEG
3400Kbps MPEG
1248x700
WMV
2000Kbps WMV
1248x700

75 Picture Sets

400 Pics In Set
Hi-Res Pictures
Screen Captures
Zip Files

Cumshot Surprise Full Review

ReviewerCumshot Surprise has a lot of cum cravers who love to milk a cock dry for the warm gooey treat they receive for a job well done. What they didn't bargain for was the massive loads that these guys shoot. Even the most cum hungry slut will find herself overwhelmed by the amount of warm gooey baby batter she is bombarded with. Some of these guys would put Peter North to shame.

Some of the girls you will see in Cumshot Surprise are so particular about how they look. They are girlie girls and it is even a wonder that they suck cock to begin with. But, cum is good for the skin and isn't overloaded with calories, so these girls turned into major cum junkies as a new diet trend. What is really funny is when the guy blows his massive load and completely plasters the girls face, getting gobs of warm sticky goo in her hair and all over her clothes, as he takes a moment to admire his work while she's freaking out because she is one big pile of goo. This was not the type of facial she expected to have that day.

There are other gorgeous cum junkies featured in Cumshot Surprise that talk a big game like they can swallow a mouthful of jizz without spilling a drop. You can tell they had no idea that these guys would be setting off a jizz bomb on their faces. They do keep up at first, but are quickly overwhelmed by the amount of man juice spilling all over them.

Quality

The guys behind Cumshot Surprise really know how to deliver the money shot. They have a good eye for creating the perfect masterpiece and they are proud to show off their work. Cumshot Surprise is not for clean freaks who hate messes or those squeamish when it involves massive amounts of warm gooey man gravy.

Content

Every cum explosion is available in Flash, WMV HD, MPG HD, WMV & MPG, screencaps, and high quality picture sets. You don't want to miss any detail of these cumshot masterpieces. You can even watch your favorite jizz bomb explosion on your iPod, iPhone, or burn it to DVD.

Pros

I really hope the creators of Cumshot Surprise have stock in the Sham Wow company because a regular bath towel isn't going to be enough to clean up the mess when the jizz bombs go off. Cumshot Surprise definitely won't disappoint those who dream of shooting a huge load of their baby batter on a smokin' hot babe.

Cons

Some of the scenes are a little cheesy like they are from the adult version of a B-rated movie, but it really doesn't matter. Cumshot Surprise delivers. The jizz junkies are all smokin' hot, even more so when they get turned into a cum dumpster with jizz in their hair, eyes, and gobs of goo slowly oozing down their faces. No updates is a drawback though.

Pricing & Bonus

Membership at Cumshot Surprise will give you not only the 75 cum filled exclusive scenes. Members also get a network of 22 other sites at no extra cost. Here you will find thousands of HD scenes covering almost any porn subject you could want. We can offer all this for an exclusive discounted price of only $17.95 a month.

Conclusion

Cumshot Surprise brings gallons of man goo, amazingly hot babes and hardcore scenes to its members. Even though this site no longer offers updates you will find that what they have on offer here is really nice. With all exclusive content and a massive network of bonus sites it offers great value for those after a package of quality porn at a reduced price.

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January 28, 2016

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Members Area Screen Shots

Below are actual screenshots taken from the members area of Cumshot Surprise. Updated on November 25, 2017

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