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Classic Porn DVDs

Added on September 28, 2015 by Panky
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Review Summary

If you remember names such as Marilyn Chambers and John Holmes then you may well remember some of the titles available at Classic Porn DVDs. This is a small collection of vintage porn flicks shown in clips, presented by the Porn Nerd Network and available to download. You get a lot of bonus action with this membership and that's just as well, as there are only 14 movies here and no galleries, but it's still worth considering.

"70s and 80s oldie porn with cum blasts form the past"

Ratings

Exclusivity
7/15
Quantity
5/10
Updates
5/10
Features
6/10
Quality
12/15
Navigation
4/5
Downloadable
2/5
Design
4/5
Speed
13/15
Price
8/10

Pricing

Trial

N/A

Monthly Price

$29.95

3 Month Price

$59.95 $19.98 a month

Yearly Price

$99.95 $8.33 a month
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14 Movie Clips

Downloadable
Average length of 60 Mins
WMV
1600Kbps WMV
640 x 4840

Classic Porn DVDs Full Review

ReviewerJust because a film is old doesn't instantly make it a Classic, but when you've got titles like, 'Nurses of the 407th' (a parody of M*A*S*H*), and John Homes as detective Johnny Wadd in 'China Cat', and 'Liquid Lips', then you know you are looking at some pretty early porn. The videos here are from the 70s and 80s, and they've come from celluloid to digital format and are thus preserved. They are just as hardcore as today's porn, with pussy licking (fuzzy, furry, bushy pussy) and hardcore humping, cock sucking and even anal. The girls have big hair, the guys have big moustaches, and cocks, the girls are raunchy and as up for it then as they are today.

There were 14 movies when I was at the site but I can't tell you how often the site updates, as there is no news on that score. An older review, from two years back, listed only four movies though so we can assume there's some kind of update schedule happening, though not a very fast one. Each movie is shown in parts, and these can only be downloaded, there is no streaming. You are told the file size, around 120 Mbs per part, but nothing else. The files are WMV, so you're going to have to be okay with that, but the download speed was pretty slow. The quality is what you would expect though often it's fine enough at full screen. It's not HD and you can't expect miracles but you can see whats going on and, when the music is faded out, you can hear whats going on too. It's a bit like watching and old VHS tape at times, but you'll learn to live with it.

Each part runs for around six minutes and so, with seven or ten or more parts per video, you've got decent length movies, if you stick each part together. There are some themes in the movies, Johnny Wadd the detective, for example, and there are some nurses giving out more than bed baths in other scenes, but generally were looking at simple and straightforward hardcore with some group scenes involved from time to time.

There's a menu item for Photos but no photos in it, just a note saying that they are coming soon. So, the main part of you member area is the 14 videos in their parts and that is it. There are though good bonuses, with another 30+ sites in the Porn Nerd Network and these cover all kinds of horny stuff. They go in for unusual sites here with some educational ones teaching you about tantric sex, and then some featuring Indian girls, and other ethnic young ladies. There's plenty of hardcore though and lots of exclusives to be had.

You also get to access another network and then a whole host of feed sites to give you even more variety; so what the site lacks in its vintage content it kind of makes up for in its bonuses. But it also lacks a whole heap of other things we expect to find in an adult site these days: there is no model index, no info, no upload dates, no interactivity, rates, add to favourites or streaming, no comments, no news… the list could go on, but you get the picture? In fact that's all you do get: the main porn picture-features, 14 old hardcore movies.

Quality

Hey, were looking at porn from the 70s and 80s here so don't expect HD sparkling quality viewing. Celluloid put into a digital format and shown at a basic DVD resolution at 640 x 480, with reasonable visuals and sound. You can't complain about it as that's what it was and what it now is. The site though is also very basic and could do with some upgrading.

Content

14 movies are shown, cut into clips or around six minutes each, and coming as one WMV download only. There are no galleries. The movies are from the 70s and 80s, there are some famous names appearing and some genuine classic scenes. There is no news on updates, but the site has grown by 10 movies over the last two years.

Pros

It is always good to see old porn captured and digitalised and kept for posterity and that's what we have here. There are some genuine classic scenes, stars and moments for you to savour. The site also comes with a heap of extras and bonuses, with some exclusive sites and videos, and a large DVD theatre of modern day variety.

Cons

There's nothing here but 14 movies and bonuses. No update news, rates, comments, favourites area, information, model index, nothing at all. Not even any images or screen caps. It's very basic and has more bonus material than main content. A download limit of 8 Gbs per day may be in force.

Pricing & Bonus

You can go for a long term membership if you want, there are some good offers, but the updates don't seem to be that smart at Classic Porn DVDs. You'll want to stay for the extras and bonuses, of which there are many and that's where you get the value. Sign up is simple and secure with no hidden cross sales.

Conclusion

If you are a fan or a collector of oldie porn from the 70s and 80s then go for it, you've got 14 scene shown in WMV clips and you should be getting more over time. If you're not bothered by interactive functions, neat design and information then you'll be okay. If you like variety and extras and bonus modern DVDs then that's where the main value lies.

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