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1000 Orgasms

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Review Summary

Cmon girls, this is the way to go! Just think of the benefits, you dont have to shave your legs, theres no chance of it finishing before you, and definitely no snoring afterwards! Yes, 1000 Orgasms has the right idea in pairing up the pussy with a machine that will put an extra spring in our step, and whats one more household appliance, it wont raise the electric bill that much! Network bonuses included with membership.

"The machine that brings the moisture!"
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Ratings

Exclusivity
0/15
Quantity
0/10
Updates
0/10
Features
0/10
Quality
0/15
Navigation
0/5
Downloadable
0/5
Design
0/5
Speed
0/15
Price
0/10

Videos

  • 40 Full Movie & Movie Clips
  • DVD Quality (940 Kbps)
  • Streaming
  • Downloadable
  • Average length of 13 Mins

Pictures

  • 40 Picture Sets
  • Hi-Res Pictures
  • Screen Captures
  • Zip Files

1000 Orgasms Full Review

Reviewer

The motto of this site should be, As long as youve got juice...youve got juice! Keep that power bill paid up at all costs, let the credit cards go if you must, but make sure theres currency flowing through those outlets because this 110v is made for pleasure any time you need it. There will be no dinner purchased as a prelude, and no kiss at the door, its just dropping the panties and straddling the sexual device that will have these babes thankful for a night at home. 1000 Orgasms has the niche in hand of filming, and filming and filming until these toys and apparatus constitute the rippling and riveting effect of thigh shaking climaxes. Unfortunately, I have found a flaw to their projective promising.

Anyone thats read my reviews of morsels to All Elite Pass Network before, you know that Im on the sidelines with my pom-poms and leading the cheers for the hardcore, fetish related material they offer, but, I am also brutally honest when it comes to a site that holds a fault that to me, would effect the worthiness of membership, and from this site, its the updating. This seems to be a pattern in the last few reviews Ive written about sister sites to our focal point, and Im not sure why they do it..but theyre neglecting the content greatly. There are 40 sets present in count, which wouldnt be bad if this were one of the new installments they add on a continuous basis, but not the case. All material is dated, November, 2008, each and every particle to their masturbatory porn, and thats where it stopped. Theres been nothing new added, and its now February 2010. So, their pledge of keeping those ladies cumming, well, there is a stall in the sexual explosiveness.

While Im in the mode of showing my disappointment with what Im finding, and it is a disappointment, Ill add one more item for you to chew on. As I mentioned, Im familiar with this network and what I normally find are technical numbers that can hold their own, not HD, but with a good clarity for stream or download, but, for some reason, theyve dropped down a bit on the quality scale for this installment, offering for instance a video size that is nearly outdated. Now onto the definite highlights of 1000 Orgasms!

Again, following the routine of their network presentations, this site is awesome, sexual display! Theres no holding back the excitement these girls are feeling in knowing theyre going to get to mount this might stallion and ride into the sunset of saturation. They fondle the toys, they lick them, they pose with all of their orifices showing before filling them, yes, youre going to get foreplay along with latex filled fornication. They carry, blondes, brunettes, redheads, big boobs, tiny tits, anything you could possibly desire in your woman, but the thing theyre focused upon is that machine that will have them masturbating with such pleasure theyll surely know if theyre cumming or going.

When they combine vibrators and dildos, along with the Sybian, not a girl on this site will be walking away dry. Even though this site will fall under the heading of softcore, it boundaries close to what should be hardcore, but, I must stick to the guidelines. There is an exceptional niche to be found here, as with all offerings from this network, but freshness is mandatory in my opinion to round out the features of making this a force to reckon with.

Ive mentioned the sadness over finding the quality has diminished in the form of technical numbers for video stream and download, but they have kept the same niceness in their image choices. High resolution and screen caps as well are included per set, so the intent is there, its just needs tweaked.

Quality

I feel like my hands are a bit tied in professing high quality from this site, but the areas that did hold niceness included navigation and the image galleries, giving you high resolution and screen caps as well.

Content offered on 1000 Orgasms

Unfortunately, there isn't an abundance to what you'll find nestled into this fetish site, which wouldn't be such a bad thing if they were expanding those perimeters with regular updates, but they don't.

Reasons to Join 1000 Orgasms

I'm finding all of my praise for this site is going to fall upon the shoulders of the ladies and their lust for orgasm. They use the available toys like pros, hitting all of those deep seeded sexual areas that will bring a masturbatory delight in viewing.

Things that could be improved on 1000 Orgasms

Yes there is a bit of a list to fill this area, starting with the decrease of quality in their content, normally they hold higher technical numbers, but this one is lagging a bit behind. From there, it's been 15 months since the last bit of freshness was added for their members, that is a big negative mark.

1000 Orgasms Bonus Sites & Pricing

I would normally have no reservations in recommending this network to the world for sign-up, and as for the network, I could still do that. But with the flaws in updating, going 15 months without anything new, and the lack in luster where it comes to the quality, I'm wanting to pull back the reins a bit.

1000 Orgasms Review Conclusion

The premise to this site, 1000 Orgasms is a great one! The women are beautiful and they ride these toys like bucking babes with one thing on their mind...and it happens! There are flaws that accompany the greatness of action, such as the updating and quality of content for this softcore site full of masturbation.

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